1.When Michigan Attacked
You see that kid walking down the street? No, not that one, the other one. Yeah the albino stickboy. Well, that's Albino Stickboy. He's the one and only superhero whos only power is extreme albinoness. Yes, thats a word. Now, where was I. Oh yeah, well let me tell you a story about what happened to a German guy named Michigan. Strangely enough, he wasn't from Germany, or even Michigan. No, he comes from Utah.
In a dark, not lighted, extremely lightless, non-shining, dim, unlit room, in the middle of Germany, a group of people come together. Michigan comes forward. "We must destroy Albino Stickboy." All eyes turn to a blond haired, blue eyed, light skinned boy of 14 hanging around at the edge of the room. Michigan watches as Bill, the German albino evil villain, is run out of the room, and thrown off a large cliff. "Now, we must make plans to destroy the American Albino Stickboy." "Wait", says another voice. "Shouldn't we be speaking German, or at least have German accents?"
To Be Continued